1. thefourtwentytimes:

    nefertiti-bangz:

    jpnlinn:

    meechonmarss:

    Adam & Eve

    That very faint “Why’re you still eating the apple?” 💀

    “It’s the first thing on the syllabus” 🙃

    if you have not watched this you need to because this is the explanation for all the fuckery going on today 100% And it is funny funny funny

    (via fondly-stargazing)

     
  2. falloutboy:

    Get your wallets ready, you’re about to get the deal of a lifetime 💸 New video for “Wilson (Expensive Mistakes)” out now! 

    North America, stream/download the song - it’ll be out everywhere else by Friday midnight local time

    (via falloutboy)

     
     

  3. hisoaki:

    Date me I’m the whole package babe, clingy, always asleep when you need me, and a lil ugly

    (via zackisontumblr)

     

  4. wethinkwedream:

    wethinkwedream:

    ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

    whenever i post this it works 
    reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet 

    (via zackisontumblr)

     

  5. zackisontumblr:

    okayysophia:

    Museum date???? Coffee shop date???? Art gallery date???? Walk in the park date???? Late night walk date???? Nap time date???

    date in general????

     
  6. throwbackblr:

    The Lion King (2019)

    (via spongebobssquarepants)

     
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  8. pizzaotter:

    chaston96:

    starwarsgraphictee:

    WOW. Lmao

    All of that bullshit for this one gif are you kidding me

    image

    Originally posted by twintherapists

    (via spongebobssquarepants)

     
  9. outfoxfate:

    We've gone way too fast for far too long 
    And we never were supposed to make it half this far
    And I lived so much life, lived so much life
    I think that God is gonna have to kill me twice.”
     
  10. falloutboy:

    and send a message that I was young and a menace

    😈 

    (Source: youtube.com, via falloutboy)

     
  11. guncharge:

    alyssaayaan:

    thelouisyears:

    Snoop Dogg narrating planet earth is what the world needs

    we dem boys

    i need a series to be made off of this 

    (via trust)

     
     

  12. lonniiii:

    we could sit in a car for 2 hours and talk about life, and that’s a date right there.

    (via brianalexandra)

     
  13. neproxrezi:

    you can actually see him go through all five stages of grief 

    image

    (via trust)

     
  14. yuuri-katsuki-on-ice:

    ladyflowdi:

    thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

    blackphoenix1977:

    pleatedjeans:

    Three cheers for these guys [x]

    This is how to be a good ally.

    Using their Bro-ness for good, not evil

    So a tiny story: on Black Friday a few weeks ago I went to Gamestop to buy my brother a game for Christmas, and I noticed this older man was watching me like a hawk. He was loitering around the front of the store without really buying anything, and every time I glanced at him out of the corner of my eye he was looking at me. I went to look at the PS4 games, and he was looking at something right behind me. I checked out the Nintendo games, and he was looking at them too. I was the only woman in the store, by the way.

    By the time I got in line to pay he was loitering at the front of the store again, and I just had that feeling that he was going to try and take the game I just bought, or steal my purse, as soon as I left the store. OR, he was going to try and follow me home. And I know I don’t have to explain that terror to any woman reading this, but all I could think was that I’m in this Gamestop alone with at least twenty other men and something is about to happen. I’m beginning to freak out, to the point where I’ve just pulled my pepper spray out of my purse and into the pocket of my coat. 

    So there I am, next in line to pay, and there is this GIGANTIC dudebro right behind me, and I say gigantic as a 6 foot tall woman. He says, “Ma’am? Don’t be offended, but would it be alright if I walked you to your car?” and I was like “Are you serious?” and he was like “There are some weird guys in here right now. Have you noticed that guy watching you?” and then I showed the dudebro the pepper spray in my pocket and he was like “Right on. Would you still let me walk you to your car?” and I said yes.

    So I paid, and waited while HE paid, and he walked me to my car. And just as I was getting in, the weird guy who’d been loitering came out of the store, saw me and my dudebro, and turned around and walked away in the opposite direction. 

    In short: men who recognize that women are unsafe in dark alleys, college campuses, grocery stores, gas stations and retail stores and do something about it are the kind of quality men that this world needs more of.

    Please for the love of god yes.

    (via trust)

     
  15. videogamesandsex:

    iverbz:

    I’m deleting twitter

    Omfg

    (via videogamesandsex)