1. punkables:

    emoplantblogger:

    punkables:

    "yo pass me the weed",

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    you’re welcome

    I’ve eaten this before and it’s so gross

    wow seaweed’s got some haters

    (via trust)

     

  2. lungbender:

    Me: 

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    You:

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    (Source: zuqo, via ruinedchildhood)

     
  3. drughouses:

    funkies:

    mom? is that U?

    Bruh

    (Source: aubbae, via k4thsalts)

     
     
  4. whydouwantaname:

    erinhatesthings:

    rose-on-the-mountain:

    Back ground nurse:

    "I have a shirt here, if you…oh my. wow. Hello.

    There is no shirt here.”

          (via followthebluebell)

    Tumblr wins the internet again.

    (via iamnotactuallyahorse)

     
  5. pepahh:

    this gets me so hard

    apparently this was johnny and winona meeting for the first time they broke up or something

    (Source: becauseitsjohnnydepp, via k4thsalts)

     

  6. darkomaraven:

    "I chime in with a haven’t you people ever heard of-"

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    CLOSE THE GOD DAMN DOOR!!!

    (via je-suisperdue)

     

  7. thecutestofthecute:

    jaclcfrost:

    i hope that, wherever my hair ties go, they’re happy. that’s all that matters

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    (via tssfaggot)

     

  8. artemisfowlstolemysoul:

    Being a nice person is so fun

    Waiter messes something up? You can see the relief on their faces when you don’t scream and swear at them about it

    Extra tickets at an arcade/prize place? Watch a little kid’s face light up when you give them a bunch of tickets

    There are too many assholes in this world. Be a nice person.

    (via tssfaggot)

     

  9. "I no longer have the energy for meaningless friendships, forced interactions or unnecessary conversations."
    — (via phuckindope)

    (Source: a--failure, via zayylezayquiroz)

     

  10. uhmeliamay:

    putting on really tight pants and then realizing you have to pee

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    (Source: uhmeliamay, via encourage)

     
  11. inuis:

    fantomeheart:

    The only acceptable birthday cake

    so when you blow out that candle you’ll be killing that charmander happy birthday u sick fuk

    (via ruinedchildhood)

     
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  13. certan:

    mom chill they’re just cinnamon sticks

    (via certan)

     
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  15. that-damned-bar-wench:

    empressranaground:

    therothwoman:

    Pixar can never top this.

    Can we take a moment to appreciate the fact that the best loved line from this movie comes from a character we never even got to see?

    childhood right here

    (via postulation)