1. lanashiftdelrey:

    coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents

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    (via officialmcdonaldsblog)

     

  2. 20daysofjune:

    When your mom leaves the house after you faked sick to stay home from school
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    (Source: 20daysofjune, via golden-bronx)

     
  3. (Source: pila-pila, via ruinedchildhood)

     

  4. "I’ve been hurt so bad and I still love so hard. I admire my heart for that."
    — Alexandra Elle, Words from a Wanderer  (via sexual-feelings)

    (Source: mourningmelody, via fall-down-7-stand-up-8)

     
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  6. psyched-over-sykes:

    CORGI HUSKY MIXED. THEY STAY THAT LITTLE IM DYINGGGG

    (via mashedpotatas)

     
  7. surprisebitch:

    there are 3 types of people

    (Source: orangeis, via mashedpotatas)

     

  8. leomanaids:

    bitchcraftandwiggatry:

    dirudo:

    "I’m not rich"

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    "But I have a big dick"

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    "I don’t have a big dick"

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    "But I am rich"

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    "I’m rich"

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    "And I have a big dick"

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    (via hi)

     

  9. "hey grandpa what was the pussy like in the 1940’s"

     
  10. martyrdom-or-suicide:

    hardestcopy:

    iamtonysexual:

    scIENCE

    ….DID HOMIE JUST MAKE A MOTHERFUCKIN BUBBLE TESSERACT?

    …did you just call Stephen Fry “homie”?

    (via dooms-dame)

     
  11. party-till-the-sun-comes-out:

    what the fuck is wrong with this website

    (Source: thetextpostsfromhell, via dooms-dame)

     

  12. "That’s the problem with putting others first; you’ve taught them you come second."
    — (via angiellehcim)

    (via winchestsers)

     
  13. fiftyshadesofdebauchery:

    kvotheunkvothe:

    Animal fun fact: Chinchillas can’t get wet. Their fur retains too much water and will start to grow mold. So they bathe by rolling around in dust.

    Chinchilla fun fact: Chinchillas have around 20 hairs per follicle; unlike humans who have 2-3 hairs per follicle. Because their fur is so dense, they cannot get fleas or other parasites. The bugs will suffocate in their fur.

    Chinchilla fun fact: Petting one of those awesome little guys feels like touching a motherfucking cloud.

    Chinchilla fun fact: Their newborn babies are like little pieces of fluffy popcorn. You could easily just toss a handful in your mouth.

    Chinchilla fun fact: Don’t toss a handful into your mouth.

    (Source: bb-forever, via winchestsers)

     
  14. dalasharaia:

    oh.my.god

    Yo future goals
    Him and a puppy 👌💕

    (via gilinskygang)

     
     
  15. (Source: godsofgotham, via hxc-loser)